“I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.” —e.b. #ouch
I love this. It makes all the bitterness I have flow out of my body. Yes. You may think of me, but the sad fact is, I was never chosen. Never.